Extremely Large and Incredibly Boat

One of the bright spots of 2021 was when much of the internet came together to fall in love with a giant boat stuck in a canal. Now you can relive those halcyon days with a few of your friends and 15 minutes of your time.

We are excited to release Extremely Large and Incredibly Boat, a one-shot tabletop RPG about your too-large boat being stuck somewhere awkward. What’s that? I hear you say. You don’t have time for a tabletop RPG? Good news, friend: this one clocks in at less than 15 minutes because once the game starts that’s how much real-lifetime is allowed to pass before mean men with a giant crane cut your boat in half to get it out of the way.